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You Write The Caption: Onyewu vs. Marquez

Admit it, any time a You Write the Caption photo gives you the opportunity to make fun of Mexican national team players you enjoy it. Go ahead, you can admit it. It’s okay.

This week’s YWTC installment features U.S. defender Oguchi Onyewu and Mexico captain Rafael Marquez locked in a gaze that was surely more hostile than friendly. Check out the picture and feel free to offer your own caption.

Enjoy:

PHOTO BY ISI PHOTOS

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Rafael Marquez is frozen in fear after Oguchi Onyewu says, "Remember what you did to Cobi Jones?"

There it is. Now it’s your turn. Please offer your own caption (and a caption is a one sentence line to describe the photo, not a paragraph).

I will post the 10 best caption entries later in the week.

Comments

  1. Marquez provides the distraction with a slight of hand trick, Castro (#5) gives him an underarm tickle—- the Goochie-Goochie-Goo

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  2. “Have you guys seen the bottom half of my left leg? It’s about this big, has a red sock, and a white and yellow shoe on the end…

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  3. Showing the lack of class that the Mexican national team displays on a regular basis, Oguchi catches Rafa peeing while sitting down, thus proving the mexican man-gina theory.

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  4. Rafa say:
    “But when you touch me like this
    And you hold me like that
    I just have to admit
    That it’s all coming back to me.”

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  5. Gooch: “Listen amigo, I said I wanted this grass 3 quarters of an inch long, and this is an inch and a half.”

    Rafa: “My apologies Senor, my English not so good, I’ll get right on that.”

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  6. After a close look of Jozy Altidore from below just a play earlier, Rafa Marquez tells Oguchi Onyewu the size of what he saw.
    Onyewu, in bewilderment, drops to his knees.

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