Admit it, any time a You Write the Caption photo gives you the opportunity to make fun of Mexican national team players you enjoy it. Go ahead, you can admit it. It’s okay.
This week’s YWTC installment features U.S. defender Oguchi Onyewu and Mexico captain Rafael Marquez locked in a gaze that was surely more hostile than friendly. Check out the picture and feel free to offer your own caption.
Enjoy:
PHOTO BY ISI PHOTOS
Rafael Marquez is frozen in fear after Oguchi Onyewu says, "Remember what you did to Cobi Jones?"
There it is. Now it’s your turn. Please offer your own caption (and a caption is a one sentence line to describe the photo, not a paragraph).
I will post the 10 best caption entries later in the week.
Gooch: C’mon, you know I said “On your knees”. Oh well, as long as you’re down there…my boots could use some attention.
Gooch: C’mon, you know I said “On your knees”. Oh well, as long as you’re down there…my boots could use some attention.
Rafa says, “Goochie, you got a lot of splainin’ to do.”
Marquez provides the distraction with a slight of hand trick, Castro (#5) gives him an underarm tickle—- the Goochie-Goochie-Goo
“Have you guys seen the bottom half of my left leg? It’s about this big, has a red sock, and a white and yellow shoe on the end…
“Hey Gooch, we were this close to winning the Gold Cup.”
Onyewu: the Gypsy Kings auditions are in Spain, Punk. But welcome to the U.S of A.
Gooch can you do the Macarena like me?
Marquez to Gooch: “Hold on, let me help wipe that off — your face is a bit dirty from eating my lunch.”
Ha! You still can’t beat me, even when I’m on my knees.
Ha! You still can’t beat me, even when I’m on my knees.
“In an effort to distract the imposing Onyewu, Marquez does the macarena while seated on his arse.”
“Jour lips are so beautiful, Oguchi. Jou are de reason caveman painted on walls.”
I a Catholic, no Jewish…this is…how you say…skull cap I wear, no yamaka.
Seriously Gooch, stop looking at my cooch.
Marquez: “You score, now I worship you…”
“Shall we dance?”
“Aren’t you supposed to be on the other side of the field? Why do you keep coming over here and touching me?”
But where did the LIGHTER fluid come from!?
Gooch: That’s for arguing with hicks and gillet!
Marquez: My name’s marquez! not benitez you idiot
Marquez: Now I know how Borgetti felt
Don’t be like that Goochie… come give us a hug.
Marquez: hey! you can’t do that to me I play for barcelona
“Why can’t I quit you!”
When I take off my stylish headband, it stretches theees wide… Rafa make one for you too if you not tackle so hard.
“Standard Liege, baby. Standard Liege. Fear me.”
Onyewu: “And now you will find out how I won my last UFC match.”
Rafa: Bro, if you didn’t want to dance, you could’ve just said “no”.
Yeah, I got a glance and it is THAT big. Nice.
“Dude… when I put my arm like this, it means I’m turning. I totally had the right of way!”
It finally dawned on Rafa that the reason Mexico wears green jerseys is to hide the grass stains.
Showing the lack of class that the Mexican national team displays on a regular basis, Oguchi catches Rafa peeing while sitting down, thus proving the mexican man-gina theory.
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya…
Rafa say:
“But when you touch me like this
And you hold me like that
I just have to admit
That it’s all coming back to me.”
Marquez: Touch me and i’ll sue.
Marquez: I promise, just spoon with me. I will be a gentleman.
’cause I’m Your Lady
And You Are My Man
Whenever You Reach For Me
I’ll Do All That I Can
Marquez: “I’m looking for something about yeah big, preferably in a darker color…do you think you can help?”
“Don’t look at me, I didn’t take your money!”
Castro (5): OK, my turn to play twister. So are you or Gooch going to spin this round?
Marquez: “Last time I let you dip me.”
Marquez: “I play for Barcelona, dude.”
“Gooch for the last time it’s a Dirty Sanchez not a Dirty Marquez”
In a heated game of duck-duck-goose Rafa says: “I said Gooch! Not Goose!”
Gooch to Marquez: I must break you!
“You are wrong, Mr Marquez….And you will lose EVERYTHING”
Castro: “Rafa, stay frozen and he might not see you! And remember, he’s probably more afraid of you then you are of him!”
Gooch: “Listen amigo, I said I wanted this grass 3 quarters of an inch long, and this is an inch and a half.”
Rafa: “My apologies Senor, my English not so good, I’ll get right on that.”
After a close look of Jozy Altidore from below just a play earlier, Rafa Marquez tells Oguchi Onyewu the size of what he saw.
Onyewu, in bewilderment, drops to his knees.
HEY MACARENA!!!!!!