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You Write the Caption: Beckham and the Yeti

Good afternoon folks. I’m about an hour from departing to Salzburg and figured I could leave you with a You Write the Caption before I go.

Yes, I know, I still owe everybody the winners for the Oguchi Onyewu/Rafael Marquez YWTC, but when I saw this photo I had to post it.

Here is David Beckham and LA teammate Abel Xavier, whose head looks like its being humped by a baby polar bear:

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"David Beckham is reminded why he gave up trying different hair styles and stuck with the shaved head."

"After seeing what the microphone did to Abel Xavier, David Beckham realizes he had better try a different mic."

Okay, I gave it two tries. Now it’s your turn. Give me your caption sugestions and I’ll post winners next week.

Fire away.

122 comments
  • Garrett

    David Beckham’s press conference on his Guest Spot on LOST:

    “I didn’t think they’d make me have to fight the infamous Polar Bear in the first episode, but I guess they had to find a way to get my shirt off”

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  • Gresh07

    Abel:Mwrooooarr!

    Becks: Now I know how Han Solo felt, and now I have to fly in here and save everyone.

    Lalas: Help us Obi One Becknobi your our only hope!

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  • Mrcjanssen

    “Now intoducing Mr. David Beckham of the Los Angeles Galaxy and Dr. Abel Xavier of the pubic hair transplant association.

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  • Kosh71

    To abate their cap issues, the LA Galaxy annouced today that Abel Xavier has taken a pay cut and will earn supplemental income by becoming the team’s first player/hair dresser. Beckham’s approval pending.

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  • David 09

    The LA Galaxy held a Elecrity Safety Course of the kids of LA. As Xavier shows what happens when you mix elecrity with water, David Beckham smiles for the camera.

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  • Joseph D'Hippolito

    Well, at least I’m getting $250 million, along with the revenue from my jersey sales, so I can afford to sit here next to a drug user and pretend to look happy.

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  • Joseph D'Hippolito

    Another option:

    Beckham: “Another great find from our scouting department…”

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  • Joseph D'Hippolito

    Another option:

    Beckham: “Another great find from our scouting department…”

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  • Brandon

    Beckham – “In the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Abel Zabels to my cologne factory here.”

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  • Mike Caramba

    Corey Haim pulls out of Lost Boys 2–Becks joins teammate on set to complete the project

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  • Mike Caramba

    Beckham smiles knowingly at the camera before finding out the man to his right isn’t actually a Jamie Kennedy Experiment.

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  • j1

    beackham’s reaction after
    ” I’m abel xavier I’m not putting my name on the line for something that doesn’t work”

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  • DCUinCT

    Always on the cutting edge, the LA Galaxy introduce the league’s first Drag Queen. Abel explains how his new high-healed soccer shoes help him turn, kick, and jump, while still leaving his hair in perfect condition. Fabulous new uniforms that highlight the team’s best “attributes” will be released soon. Teammate David Beckham smiles on in full approval.

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  • Brandon

    Xavier – “If I dye my hair green then maybe Ives will finally list Seattle MLS as a category on the main page”

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  • therealfan

    “Seriously, I don’t own this club, I don’t own anything about it” and smiles to camera.

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