You Write the Caption

You Write the Caption: Matchday Edition

Good afternoon folks. Today is the big day. USA vs. Spain. In honor of the big friendly I decided to do a matchday you write the caption.

This won’t be an official edition of YWTC, so there won’t be a t-shirt given away by SBI sponsor Objectivo Apparel today, but I might change my mind on that if there is enough comedy in the submissions to merit it.

Here it is, a picture of Spain manager Luis Aragones delivering a message to Fernando Torres:


Fernando, I already told you no hat-trick against the USA. You have to save some goals for the tournament.

Now it’s your turn. Let’s here some funny captions and if there are enough good ones, then I will award the funniest caption a t-shirt of the writer’s choice from Objectivo Apparel.

Fire away.

  • Dominghosa

    Sorry, but this is too easy…

    Attempt No. 3:

    Aragones: “I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.”


    “I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes.”


  • Dominghosa

    OK, last one…

    “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”


  • ricecloudnine

    Why yes Fernando, your lymph nodes do feel swollen. I fear it maybe the onset of “Spain can’t get past the quarterfinals of a major tournament-itis”


  • HomeyBoehme

    No, no. You are playing great! But your hair…I can’t coach your f***ing hair, Torres. Please just wash it or something.


  • A-man

    Wipe your tears Fernando, there is nothing you can do. This is our plight: no matter how great we will look against the US, we will end up losing against France… WE’RE ALWAYS OUSTED BY FRANCE !!!!


  • nicholas s.

    “Look at me, Look at me, Loot at me…. You are SO prettier than Beckham, don’t even listen to what anyone says.”


  • Blake

    No, Fernando, your teeth don’t look as bad as Sven-Goran Eriksson’s. Now get back on the field and stop worrying about it.


  • Blake

    There was something in the air that night – the stars were bright, Fernando


  • Dante

    “Fernando, I am so happy you’re not black.”

    Oh come on, someone had to say it.


  • TBryantMU

    Aragones: “I can show you the world…shining, shimmering, splendid…”


  • Ryan

    Cheer up!… Now that you’re here you don’t have to worry about standing next to Crouch at the urinal.


  • derek Gores

    Fernando, we’ll never win FIFA’s Fair Play award if you make fun of the USA’s lack of forward depth by sporting Brian McBride’s old haircut.


  • AC

    You know all those goals you’ve been scoring in the Premier League…Why haven’t you been doing that for the National Team?!


  • CPTKevin

    “Can you hear the drums Fernando?

    I remember long ago another starry night like this…”


  • Scott A

    You’re a Pisces you say? I’m sorry, Fernando, that doesn’t fit in with my tactics. You’ll have to come out.


  • Kyle

    Buck up little campista maybe next year you’ll score more goals than ronaldo


  • Steve

    Fernando, I’ve already told you. You are going to be my workhorse throughout the Euro’s…so keep eating the oats out of my hands. You need your strength!


  • Richie B

    No Fernando, I’m not doubling as the physio, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


  • CPTKevin

    You sing this version Nando!

    “There is something in the air tonight

    The stars are bright, Fernando

    They are shining there for you and me

    For VICTORY, Fernando

    Though I never thought that we could lose

    Theres no regret

    If I had to do the same again

    I would, my friend, Fernando”


  • plopplopfizzfizz

    yes the smooth… I like very much, Raul too much the scruff, no can be Spain forward with shaggy dog scruff


  • Chris

    Hey boy, you got a pretty mouth.

    or rather

    Oye niƱo, tu tienes una boca bonita


  • MZ

    Luis: God damn it you have pale skin, you need to put some tanning lotion on right away. Your representing Spain, you have to look beautiful and tan. (just like me)


  • Justin

    Assistant: “Are you sure he’s not a machine?”

    Aragones: “Well, he certainly feels human, but when he’s out there I can’t tell.”


  • Darren

    Luis Aragones checking Fernando match day fitness. After checking his teeth, he is going to squeeze his balls.(Ala show dog style)


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