Good afternoon folks. Today is the big day. USA vs. Spain. In honor of the big friendly I decided to do a matchday you write the caption.
This won’t be an official edition of YWTC, so there won’t be a t-shirt given away by SBI sponsor Objectivo Apparel today, but I might change my mind on that if there is enough comedy in the submissions to merit it.
Here it is, a picture of Spain manager Luis Aragones delivering a message to Fernando Torres:
Fernando, I already told you no hat-trick against the USA. You have to save some goals for the tournament.
Now it’s your turn. Let’s here some funny captions and if there are enough good ones, then I will award the funniest caption a t-shirt of the writer’s choice from Objectivo Apparel.
Fire away.
Yes, Fernando, you are great. But when you have retired, I will still be coaching this team.
Fernando…..I am your father.
Attempt No. 2…
Aragones: ” I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You.”
A more complete version…
Aragones: “We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You … complete me.”
Wait, you’re not Luis Garcia.
Aragones: “You … complete me.”
Now open up and say Ahhh!
Fernandooooo….don’t worry we’ll find Toto.
Fernando, please focus. Remember those words I taught you? Don’t use them today. Jared Borgetti was the last player to call Oguchi Onyewu “negro de mierda.”
Arragones helps warm up Torres’ jaw before eating the USA’s lunch.
Now turn you head and cough
Now turn you head and cough
John McCain consoles Hillary Clinton.
jose, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
“Fernando, the game films hint at your beauty, but up close you are exquisite. Can we meet tonight for tapas?”
Aengus wins it LOL
listen, what just happend in the locker room is just between you and me ok? promise me you can keep a secret
Come here and let me see how much you’ve grown! You’ve gotten so big! What have they been feeding you in Liverpool?
such a pretty face, it’s a shame so many balls will be slapping against it
Brett, are you serious? Try The Godfather Part II. Wow that is just terrible on your part.
Isn’t that the scene from Mr. Holland’s Opus…..”beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy.”
Yes the jaw seems intact now, but we will look at it again after you meet Gooch.
Ok Fernando, we get the plastic surgeon to pull your cheeks back and you’ll be el nino forever.
I like you..do you like me??
What do we do when we fall down Fernando? We call for a card.
Grandpa, your embarassing me!
“I don’t know how Rafa runs things over there, but here, we hug it out bitch.”
“Nando, do I ever tell you how much I love that you are white?”
Your looking a bit down today Fernando did Rafa buy another forward?
“Forget Thierry Henry! You – YOU! – should’ve been in the razor commercial. This is the face that can sell a million razors.”
“Hey Fernando, hey, look at me..it’s okay if you made a mistake. Look at Ives, he can’t even spell hear correctly.”
JK Ives, I had nothing else. Someone took my glands idea.
Wow! Just 5 minutes once a day and I can have white teeth like these?
Listen to me: Stay AWAY from Bradley…he’ll break your leg if you’re not careful.
“Baby face. You’ve got the cutest little baby face.”
WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?
*SLAP*
Luis: “I wish I knew how to quit you.”
Whose my big boy? Whose my big boy? You are. ‘Nando’s my big boy, yes he is.
“Don’t Cry Fernando, Onyewu didn’t really mean what he said about your hair.”
Boy you sure do got a prettly little mouth.
Aengus- lol, ZOOOOOOOOOLANDER!!!! excellent refrence…. give him a shirt Ives, GIVE IT TO HIM!!
But Fernando . . . you had me at hello . . .
+++++ OR ++++++
You are too much for me Fernando . . . I wish I knew how to quit you
Cheer up , did you see Englad score 2? That means you can score 3.
chubby cheeks!
Your glands feel fine… you cleared to dive.
awww!! you hurt your ankle during practice, don’t worry I won’t make you play against United States, we’ll beat them anyway..
Luis: Aww. it’s ok, Arnold said the Gooch takes everyone’s lunch money.
Fernando: Whatcha talkin about Luis?
“I love putting my old wrinkled dry hands all over your face.”
“I know it was you Fernando. You Broke my heart. You broke my heart”
yes, you have a very pretty face but there just isn’t room for cheerleaders in European futball yet
Now, Now Fernando! Don’t come crying to me about you losing your Tan in England. The chicks still dig you!!!