Well folks. You knew it was just a matter of time.
It has been a few months since that old SBI staple, You Write the Caption, has graced us but it is now time to get it back into the rotation. Many of you have been asking for it to come back and I will now look to make it a weekly installment.
I am working on securing a sponsor for YWTC so that contest winners actually win a prize like they used to. I will keep everyone posted on that in the coming days.
For now, here is a photo of Los Angeles Galaxy goalkeeper Josh Wicks, who may or may not be dazed from facing so many shots and seeing so many goals fly by his head since taking over as the Galaxy’s starting goalkeeper. Enjoy:
Photo by ISIphotos.com
"Giving up goals makes me sleepy."
That’s my shot at a caption. Now it’s your turn. Please submit your caption in the comments section below and I will select the 10 best captions later this week. As an added twist to the selection process, I will pick what I think the two best captions are and then have you, the readers, vote on the winner.
Now, onto the captions. Just remember to keep them clean and keep them relatively short.
Fire away.
Cleveland Cavaliers forward Ben Wallace tries his hand at becoming a two-sport star.
Many people may not get it, but Darwin’s caption (the third reply) had me laughing out loud!
Should I play for the LA Galaxy or put my finger in an electric socket?…which is more painful?… zzztt!
Woah, meth is one hell of a drug.
or
Ehh. What’s up doc?
LAPD take down Bigfoot with a tranquilyzer dart.
Josh gets on all fours, as demanded by his master ‘Cesar Millan’.
Don’t let T.O. know that I was puking again…
“You’re a tiger, baby. Yyyeaaaah. Grrrrrr. Yes, yes, NO! no!”
Uhhh I never shoulda left my “Donovan McNabb does Alvin & the Chipmunks” cross-dressing gig in Reno, this LA goalie job is a dead-end drag…
TOO
MANY
BALLS
Josh Wicks ducks as a D.C United goal nearly hits his afro.
Josh wicks after being forced to watch the LA Galaxy play defence
as the shirt sponsor herb-something saiys “maximise your nutrition…” ie eat these green leafs
As far as plastic surgeries go in Hollywood, Tupac’s face change was less than successfull…
Eddie Murphy, reprising his role as Buckwheat for the LA Galaxy.
“Man, Beckham does it harder then I excepted!”
Josh Wicks thought to play like Beckham, you have to party like Beckham.
He was wrong.
man partying with abel xavier is crazy. i swear i told his hair dresser braids.
if i put my chin on the ground i will look just like a mushroom
Anyone who references Dr. Khumalo gets my vota. Wow, it’s been a while.
“Wow, it’s sure hot here in LA. This humidity can’t be good for the fro”
IMDB Production still from:
JOSH AND EDSON GO TO NEWCASTLE (2008)
Becks and Landycakes, where are you going?
“Josh Wicks searches around for loose change that Beckham might’ve dropped, hoping to double his annual salary”
“I know I left my defence around here somewhere…”
“I’ve been Ricardo Clark-ed”
“LA Galaxy Goal Keeper, Josh Wicks, imitates Ronaldinho’s baby pictures.”
Chi chi chi chia pets… Chia Josh Wicks watch him grow.
Has anyone seen our season? I think we lost it right about here…
apparently, the reason why the galaxy give up so many goals is that wicks lost his contact lenses in the grass.
There are too many holes to plug in this defense!
I am ZAKUMI.
Josh Wicks pleading to Tim Liewicke are you sure Eddie Lewis was a better choice than Gibbs? I mean we could have even got a shot at Benny… Please this strategy of no D is killing me. I mean look at this face, I’m tired. I just want to go home.
Elmer Fudd gives Josh Wicks a pep talk before the game. “You are getting sweepy, verwy sweepy!”
Shouldn’t have invited those Timbers fans.. odor….too powerful..losing..conscious..ness……
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play an entire soccer game on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
“Dude, Where’s my ball?”
Bob Bradley today reveals his new Goalkeeping prospect.
What do you expect, their sponsor’s Herb4Life.
“Come on and help me you guys! Ive been here for 3 days! I swear that there is a geyser here and if i remove my hands the HDC and all its inhabitants are screwed!”
“Might as well just stay on the ground”
And did love Chupacabra’s Quarranta waterbottle post !!!
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, its back to Portland I go (whistle) heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho!!!
GUYS, this is funny!
Damn! I shouldn’t have shared my water bottle with Quaranta!
Posted by: chupacabra
Damn! I shouldn’t have shared my water bottle with Quaranta!
I VOTE FOR DAVE FROM SAN FRAN’S CAPTION, FOR IT IS RELEVANT
Dude, Where’s my Ball?
1. Originally people thought that Wick’s nickname of “S’rooms” was due to his hairstyle.
2. The LA Galaxy had a “retro” uniform and hair night in hopes it would lead to “retro-defense” from the Schmid and Osiander era’s.
3. Given cap difficulties, the many low salaried players on the LA Galaxy roster like GK Wicks often resort to picking up coins thrown at them from the stands.
Josh Wicks’ gambit of fusing a 1Up Mushroom from Super Mario Brothers to his head has unfortunately failed to secure any extra points for the LA Galaxy.
Hi Ives,
I was just thinking of a way to get Kenny Cooper on the USMNT and thought he would be perfect for playing on the right wing. Why? Because Kenny is fast and good with the ball, besides he doesn’t use his noggin enough to score goals from the middle. Then I would move Dempsey up top with Altidore, as Dempsey proved with Fulham last year, he was good at holding the ball up top. I wish Beasley could play right back, that way they would have a speedy defender on defense. This would be my starting eleven on USMNT:
…….Altidore………….Dempsey……
Adu……Bradley……Donovan……..Cooper
Beasley…Bocanegra….Onyewu…Cherundalo
………………HOWARD……………….
What do you think?
Dave from San Francisco
Send… more… paramedics…