Good morning all. I’m sure some of you have been anxiously awaiting the results of the most recent "You Write The Caption." Well here they are. The 10 best captions submitted by you, the SBI readers, to go along with this great picture of Jozy Altidore and Rafael Marquez.
Captions are on the jump. Enjoy:
10. Ayuda! He caído y no puedo levantarme! (Help me. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.) (JD)
6. "Jozy be like "unnnhhhh." And Rafa be like "whaaaaaaaaaa"?" (Kyonk)
5. Appalled by the new USMNT’s jerseys, Rafael Marquez shields his eyes, causing him to lose his footing. (Dan)
4. 08/09 Altidore Jersey $82.95
08/09 Marquez Jersey $89.95
Nike Football $119.95
Leaving Mexico’s best defender on his ass…PRICELESS. (Rich)
3. This is Jozy Altidore. This is Jozy Altidore knocking a world class defender to the turf like a little bitch. Any questions? (Mark)
2. "Bob Bradley: Sweep the leg Jozy. Onyewu: Put him in a body bag, yeah!" (Arriaga)
And the No. 1 caption submitted by you, the SBI readers, for the Jozy Altidore/Rafa Marquez photo is:
1. "I am Jozy Altidore and this is my story. "When I was a teenager I kicked the ball too hard and my parents were afraid I would hurt the Mexican national team."
Impossible Is Nothing (CD)
9. Rafa Marquez finds a very interesting way to shine Jozy’s shoes (Dave Martinez)
8. "Mr. Marquez, I really enjoy watching Barcelona, now excuse me while I blow by you and score!" (Golden Child)
7. Rafa tests out the new Tempurpedic turf in Houston (Mark)