Ives Isn't Home But SF Is (All of Your Blogs Are Belong To Us)

Ives Isn't Home But SF Is (All of Your Blogs Are Belong To Us)

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Ives Isn't Home But SF Is (All of Your Blogs Are Belong To Us)

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Greetings SBI Mafia, it’s SF from The Offside Rules informing you that all of your blogs are belong to us. See our man Ives is boarding a plane back to the Dirty Jersey from SLC as we speak so I’m going to be doing a spot of fill-in work for him while he’s in transit. Call it a "blogger bailout" if you will; if the page views get too low the banner-ad revenue gets too low and Ives’ budget for bullet-shaped ice cubes (because he’s so gangsta) will disappear like Mathias Mantilla from ReAl Salt Lake’s roster.

Remember Matias Mantilla? He was the other Argentinian who was signed by ReAl in 2007 along with with Javi Morales and Fabian Espindola but went the way of the shootout and the backwards counting clock. The Christ-a-like couldn’t stick in SLC but seems to have impressed someone other than his missus and landed himself a trial in Holland with De Graafschap. Nice.

De Graafschap. Sounds like some sort of Germanic liquor doesn’t it?

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