Good afternoon folks. It is time for the latest installment of You Write the Caption.
Before we get to the new photo, I want to congratulate Darwin for winning the previous YWTC: The Josh Wicks edition.
Now, onto this week’s edition. The subject is none other than Brazilian legend Ronaldo, who is in Brazil rehabilitating from his most recent knee surgery. Here is a picture of him resting between workouts:
‘Ronaldo takes a break from practice by sitting on Abel Xavier.’
Now it’s your turn. Give us your funniest captions and please remember to keep them clean.
Fire away.
After getting picked after the Orange Traffic Cone in last weekend’s pick-up soccer match, Ronaldo did his best to keep it from happening again.
I’m referring all of your stupid captions to the Department Of Redundancy Department.
“At least this thing doesn’t have a dick.”
I’d get up and run, but on of these is pointing the wrong way.
Dejected over his club situation, Ronaldo takes a poop on Danny Califf.
Ronaldo makes a crude attempt at a joke, after being told to “go play in traffic”.
well, they say you are what you eat, in this case an ice cream cone,
Abel Xavier = Traffic Cone.
I like Ives best so far.
Former Brazilian soccer superstar, Ronaldo, who still believes he has a future in football, repeatedly rejected fans’ claims that he’s “lost touch with reality”.
Shortly after, Ronaldo showed up to soccer practice with traffic cones and a javelin.
First, the knee injury. Now, hemmroids. What else will keep Ronaldo off the pitch?
First the cone . . . then the POLL! Strange training indeed!
I wish SBI was a magazine…
Ronaldo takes a break from his pole dancing training session.
Transvestite Hooker – “You’re sitting on the wrong end.”
Dunce cap . . . I thought you said “Dump scat.”
Peter Crouch and Ronaldo ponder what’s left of their careers.
The city of Milan’s most glamorous crossing guard takes a break on the job
“You should see the other end”
er… “After another mistake with his decision-making ability, a confused Ronaldo was told to sit in the corner and put on his dunce cap.”
“A confused Ronaldo was told to sit in the corner and put on his dunce camp.”
Man – even MLS won’t take me.
The Abel Xavier Award for least mobile footballer trophy: Less prestigious than the Balon D’Or but much, much easier on the prostate.
Ronaldo on the john? I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot…oh never mind.
“Ronaldo has obviously learned his lesson…and is no deciding not to take the pointy hard part up the rear…”
Hollywood hits a new low. On the set of “Austin Powers VI, Bend it like Becks”, Staring Ronaldo and the Travelocity Gnome. “Get in my anus!”
or
Ronaldo and the Travelocity Gnome redefine feltching!
My piles are killing me.
“I need a Red Bull.”
Listen… I thought he was a she…
What you don’t realize is that this is a two sided cone!
Okay the cone is in, I’m ready for the gerbils.
Ronaldo craps where HE wants to crap.
Ronaldo not liking the new uniform for the 4th division Stalactite Hemorrhoidals
Sorry that should read:
Eager to woo Ronaldo to MLS, FC Dallas gifted the Brazilian with a Hoops jersey. When Ronaldo told FC Dallas where to stick it, they did.
Eager to woo Ronaldo to MLS, FC Dallas gifted the Brazilian with a Hoops jersey. When Ronaldo told FC Dallas where to stick, they did.
After being questioned by his Flamengo mates, Ronaldo demonstrates the size of the “third leg” he encountered with his Tranny pals!
“I shouldn’t have eaten all those pies.”
“Um, you’re supposed to WEAR the dunce cap not SIT on the dunce cap.”
“WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR! WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR!”
I shouldn’t have had that bottle of cachaça for lunch…
This one was pure glory:
“Ronaldo Contemplates Red Bull New York Move by imagining the meatpacking district.”
(music inside his head) “outside inside out livin la vida loca”
or my favorite
Internal monologue: “It really stings when I pee. That can’t be good…”
With an MLS transfer looming, Ronaldo trains against the LA Galaxy scout team.
Ronaldo’s character brought back into question as he boycotts practice, demanding Twinkies and hookers that he thinks are women.
Chalk one up to the language barrier. Ronaldo gets “dump scat” out of “dunce cap.”
“Cat in the Shat”
Sex with a Tranny:
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!
Fat, cold, lonely, constipated and despondent…until Alexi Lalas gets a new GM gig.
if only i can get them to pay me just sit here and take the corners. i’m way to chunky for all this running.
“I bet i can kick a ball right over them mountians”
Brazilian legend Ronaldo, on the comeback trail, had to stack up sixteen traffic cones to support himself properly