Good afternoon all. It is time for a special MLS playoff edition of You Write the Caption. I know I haven’t gotten around to picking the Top 10 captions from the Freddie Ljungberg edition of YWTC but I promise to have that up this week.
The new You Write the Caption comes courtesy of Red Bulls striker John Wolyniec, who scored his first goal of 2008 in dramatic fashion, to help seal his team’s 3-0 upset win against Houston. After waiting all year to score a goal, Wolyniec pulled out the Thriller Dance as his goal celebration. The dance selection was surprising, but the terrible form in executing the dance made the moment a classic.
Wolyniec laughed when asked about the dance and admit
"I wouldn’t say I’ve been practicing," Wolyniec admitted. "If you watch the tape you probably notice I haven’t been practicing, but it was a good feeling.
"It always seems like teams that make runs in playoffs always have a little gimmick inside the locker room. Maybe that’s ours and I just hope it’s something we can piggyback off of and use going forward."
Now, onto the YWTC, and Wolyniec’s awful rendition of a classic dance move:
"Michael Jackson’s nose rolls over in its grave after watching some soccer player butcher one of the best dance moves ever."
Now it’s your turn. I know the SBI Mafia can get creative so let’s hear some good caption suggestions. As always, I will pick the ten best and post them for readers to vote on.
Fire away.
Red Bulls striker Jon Wolyniec reacting to a mouse in his kitchen.
I did the mash, I did the monster mash!!
“I’ve been doing this uncontrollably since I hit my head on the corner post in 03”
Satisfied with putting a soccer ball in the back of the net, Wolyniec now turns his attention to a pesky ball of yarn.
“…and now young Skywalker, you will die….”
^—- lmfaoo
Woly turns around to find out the true identity of kpugs.
Sashay..Shauntay!
I hope none of michael jackson’s attourney’s see this
Do you see what you get, Joey? This is what you get, Joey, when you let a stranger score a goal…
In an attempt to save face, Wolyniec claimed his Rum Tum Tugger impression was actually just a goofy, inside-joke rendition of the Thriller Dance
Ricardo Clark: “Whoa, did you guys see that?”
Brian Ching: [mumbles] “I got that move…”
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! I SEE A SPIDER.
Wolyniec jumps up in a suprised fright as his colostomy bag springs a leak.
or
Woly accepts the bet, and tries to prove he CAN pull his shorts up to his nipples, with horrifying results.
I just won the award for worst celebration ever, lets celebrate!
I hope Dancing with the Stars calls me! I could use some extra money with the salary I make!
I have 10 Zombies behind me!
Years later, Red Bull veteran John Wolyniec still shows the effects of Metro Playoff Fever.
Entertainment update:red bulls forward john wolyniec has been casted as the lion in the new madagascar movie…ben stiller is out!!!
He looks like a rabid Ted Danson.