Welcome to the latest installment of You Write the Caption, where we provide readers with a comedy-inducing photo and see what sort of genius SBI readers can come up with.
Congratulations go out to Kevin Anderson, a University of Michigan student, for submitting the winning entry to the Sven-Nery edition of YWTC. Kevin's prize for winning the contest is one of our SBI Mafia t-shirts. If you are an SBI regular then you should pick up your own SBI Mafia t-shirt at Objectivo.com.
Now, onto the newest contest, which features Liverpool co-owners and fellow American billionaires Tom Hicks and George Gillett, who have apparently kissed and made up after months of feuding (or have simply decided they have no choice but to work together).
Enjoy the photo:
"Kiss me and you can have my half of the team."
Now it's your turn. Submit your best caption suggestion (keep them clean and keep them short) and I will pick the ten best submissions and have SBI readers vote to determine the best caption. The winning caption will receive a free t-shirt from SBI partner Objectivo Apparel.
Fire away.
“Come closer and Poppa bird will give you your lunch”
Tom, we’re so drunk right now!! was that a Home Run?
What’s that sweet smell on your breath?
I ate one thousand dollars for breakfast!
I said don’t turn around.
Don’t turn around now, but you gotta see the rack on Stevie G’s bird.
So apparently we haven’t won the league in almost two decades, which is funny, since that’s also when we started building in Stanley Park.
Alright but no tounge this time.
Wait a minute…you’re not Rafa!!!
Lately, Liverpool and their owners have been fascinated with “ties”.
George, what do they call ‘soccer’ here again???
“I’ve been playing around with the books…Yossi Benayoun is now an unpaid intern.”
“You lost me at Hello”
Sorry, I thought we were doing the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene.
You say your neck is to stiff to kiss me? Apperently, your neck isn’t alone in being stiff.
Hicks to Gillet:
“The red tie idea was genius”
Hicks: I know now that it’s over. I knew it then. There would be no way … no way you could ever forgive me not with this Liverpool thing that’s been going on for 2,000 years
Gilette: Bitch! You won’t take my team!
Hicks: I will!
Gillete: YOU WON’T TAKE MY TEAM!
Hicks: It’s my team too!?
When life gives you lemons…have a lemon party. That’s hopefully a reference that very few of you get.
“Even when we’ve lost all our integrity and Liverpool wins zero trophies again… at least we’ll have each other… forever”
Gillett – They dont say im “the best a man can get” for nothing!
Hicks and Gillet were declared legally blind after bragging to friends about almost “mousing” with Betty White and Bea Arthur, respectively.
Hicks and Gillet were delighted to find out that their inability to spot Liverpool’s defense over the last month had absolutely nothing to do with their rapidly deteriorating eyesight.
“This is how Sven seduced me.”
“Susan Boyle is hot! Never been kissed. Can we get her on at halftime?”
Of course it’s okay for us to kiss in public Tom, I own a Canadian franchise.
Shut Up Hicks.
Tom, that new Spanish cologne you’re wearing is enchanting.