Are you both in a state of mourning over the death of Michael Jackson, and enjoying the glow of the U.S. national team's Confederations Cup success? If so, the folks at The Onion Bag have come up with your dream jersey.
The above jersey is NOT official, but an Onion Bag creation, so no, Oguchi Onyewu did not give up his number to honor Michael Jackson. For just $89.95 you can honor your favorite singer of all time, while still showing your pride for the U.S. national team.
Okay, so we're not really recommending the purchase or wearing of this jersey (we wouldn't want to be responsible for the emotional scarring that would come from the inevitable teasing) but it's still a pretty interesting creation. (For those of you who are sarcasm-deficient, SBI is NOT suggesting that anybody actually buy this jersey).
What do you think? Ready to go buy one? Would you rather a silhouette of Onyewu staring down Borgetti? Holding out for the Billy Mays commemorative jersey?
Share your thoughts below.