One of the most bizarre aspects of the U.S. men's national team's 2-2 vs. Costa Rica was Costa Rican head coach Rene Simoes' ejection and the subsequent dust-up that saw a team trainer also tossed and Simoes escorted from the field by security.
That scene not only contributed to the additional stoppage time the United States used to find last-gasp equalizer, it also provided some comic relief.
With that in mind, here is our latest You Write the Caption:
"I don't know where it went. I had a two-goal lead right here officer."
Now it's your turn. Write a funny caption to go with this photo and we will select the ten best and have SBI readers vote on which caption is the best. I will work on securing a prize for the winner (And no, I didn't forget the Beckham-Referee YWTC, I will post the best of those entries on Friday).
Send your captions our way.
But you ask the impossible, no way can I judge which of you wins the silly hat competition
“I swear she told me she was eighteen. I didn’t know she was your daughter.”
But Jack Warner guaranteed me that Costa Rica would be going to South Africa…? I want you to arrest that bastard!
-Please Officers…Please…Dont make me watch a replay of Jonathon Bornstiens Play at LB. i’ll do anything! This is in-humane! IN THE NAME OF PAULO MALDINI…PLEASE!
Coach – “Oficial. Yo no hecho nada. Sueltenme!! Que gringos mas cabrones!!!! Solo quiero patearle el culo a mis jugadores!!!
Officer – No way Jose. You are out of here. Please let me escort you to Dulles airport.
All I asked the fourth official was “Cual es tu numero?”
Okay, for once Ives caption just can’t be beat.
“I swear she looks at least 13.”
“our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name…….”
I was holding the two goal lead, just like this, and then it was not there. Can you help me officer?
Officer: “Its a crime how much they are paying you.”
You know they’re always calling me Argentine, c’mon really?
Q: How many different kinds of uniformed security personnel does it take to escort the Costa Rican soccer coach off the field?
A: Three — one to explain what has happened, one to make him show his hands to make sure he’s not carrying anything dangerous, and one to make sure he doesn’t flop on the ground and writhe around for five minutes.
Seriously, can you really blame Letterman? Have you seen his wife?
Simoes: “But, officer, I can’t leave now! We’re about to book a trip to South Africa!”
Officer: “Just walk away, Rene, and you won’t see Bornstein send your boys back home.”
I swear to joo…on my mother’s Grave! I thought sleeping with interns was acceptable in dees cuntry!
Jackbooted thugs? Jackbooted thugs!? I’d never say that about RFK security. I said “these gentlemen need hugs.”