We all know about Jozy Altidore's well-publicized suspension and fine for being late for a recent Hull City match, and his punishment for mentioning it on Twitter, but now we get our first evidence of what may be a conspiracy to make Altidore late again.
The U.S. national team striker was on his way to practice (we think) and was halted by a flock of sheep. Having learned from his past transgressions, Altidore recorded the wooly traffic jam as evidence in case he was late again (we think he made it this time). Here's the video:
We have a feeling that was Altidore's first encounter with a herd of sheep. Let's face it, there aren't many herds of sheep in Boca Raton, Florida, or New Jersey for that matter. And no, that wasn't Phil Brown preparing for a new career in sheep-herding.