The New York Red Bulls will be welcoming a new face to their locker room in a few days, and they want everybody to know:
Who will be donning that new jersey? Share your hopes, thoughts and theories in the comments section below.
The New York Red Bulls will be welcoming a new face to their locker room in a few days, and they want everybody to know:
Who will be donning that new jersey? Share your hopes, thoughts and theories in the comments section below.
Luciano Emilio!
It’s Eric Wynalda!
better to sign one of the dead ones zing
The Red Bulls will announce that they have signed the most effective American Striker alive: Brian McBride
I heard it was Zidane.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means…. I’ll give you my word as a Spaniard that it’s actually Cescie F. in a surprise undercover move.
Been hearing it’s not actually Henry, like we all suspected, but actually Shola Ameobi..
This is the worst surprise announcement ever. Red Bulls need to take some lessons from LeBron and leak some false information to throw everyone off their scent.
The sidewalk by the stadium has a number 14 jersey sprayed on the sidewalk in several spots with what I believe something in french written on it..what woot?!
HENRY MUTHA FUCKAS!!! DIE DC DIE!!!
angel is pure class
Cristiano Ronaldo.
He is “vacationing” in NYC.
Will the Jersey Shore have enough hair gel?
I’ve got a spare sarcasm meter if you need it.
i was thinking of going with captain guiche and the shrimp shack shooters but that would have been much more obscure
To: enzyme1441021@msn.com
I don’t understand. How come there were 100 rumors for 50 players? You mean some players had more than one rumor?
I heard one rumor said that Thierry Henry is the next DP and the next rumor said he was fired few weeks later for calling for a strike agianst Backe.
It’s Jozy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaa Imagine Jozy up top with Henry, unstoppable.
That is an entertaining movie. Don’t know if many people get the reference.
Clinton plays sax. I personally would love to see this for the pure cheese factor. 🙂
LOL. Its his team now! Stand aside!
Another sad Cavalier fan.
Vladislav Bogicevic
oooh ahhh cantona!
“Where were going, there are no roads.”
On an unrelated note, I hope ESPN goes out of business and Lebron James blows out his knee right before the start of the season.
Bababooey.
Actually, I understand that this exciting signing is actually none other than Darren Sawatsky, former king of the garbage goals at New England.
I can a see a DeLorean pulling up with marty and the doc coming out to unveil Franz Beckenbauer. Having contacted him right after lifting the world cup in 74.
quoi?
liar…
I heard it was a French striker but I heard it will be Anelka. He was asked to leave Europe. That’s what I heard. Yah, yah, yah that’s what I heard.
That seems crazy to suggest he would suffer through last season with that putrid team and leave now that they add talent. And when have we ever seen Angel throw a tantrum or go seriously ego trippin’?
They are promoting Roy Miller to DP Status, that guy on the back of the Red Bull paper thing they gave away looks just like Miller!
It’s Thierry Henry
knowing our luck, he’d want to play keeper.
Did you ever vote for Man of the Match? That’s the only way they could have gotten my#.
LeJon Brames.
Gunther Amadeus Matthaus
…or Jorge Campos.
Henry. I am just hopeful they just introduce him and not hold a one hour special asking him questions about pressure, how him joining with JPA and possibly another makes them an immediate contender, and how those back in Europe will question his decision.
Cristiano Ronaldo’s American child from a surrogate mother that I hope will declare his allegiance to Team USA in 18 years.
well presumably they asked for your #, and you provided it. I’m not a fan of marketing by text, but it’s not like it’s out of the blue..
I do not think players like Adu, Beasley, or Johnson would receive this much hype…we all know it is Henry.
Freddy Adu!
nothing we’ve seen from Angel has suggested that he’s got any ego, let alone a big enough one to screw things up with Henry. My guess is he’s thankful for the help and will now see significantly less attention paid to him, which will allow him to do more.
Howard Stern
Just imagine the moves you could do with all those legs. And when you need some misdirection? Squirt ink everywhere!
I wish the Fire were getting a DP!
Alexi Lalas!
Haha! That little bastard is making strides in the game!
So, would the new DP be ready to play on the 17th against the Crew?
Ze Roberto added and a new keeper would immediately make them the best team in MLS.
Not sure there’s enough ego room for both Henry and Angel – wouldn’t think twice about betting Angel is gone in the off season.
ronaldo and donovans babies boy’s
Red Bull has also sent something to my cell phone so I’ll be one of the first to know as a valued season ticket holder. Have to admit I don’t ever remember giving them permission to send anything to my phone, but what the hell…
Looking forward to watch Thierry Henry play with a recently rejuvenated JPA.