Good afternoon folks. I’m about an hour from departing to Salzburg and figured I could leave you with a You Write the Caption before I go.
Yes, I know, I still owe everybody the winners for the Oguchi Onyewu/Rafael Marquez YWTC, but when I saw this photo I had to post it.
Here is David Beckham and LA teammate Abel Xavier, whose head looks like its being humped by a baby polar bear:
"David Beckham is reminded why he gave up trying different hair styles and stuck with the shaved head."
"After seeing what the microphone did to Abel Xavier, David Beckham realizes he had better try a different mic."
Okay, I gave it two tries. Now it’s your turn. Give me your caption sugestions and I’ll post winners next week.
Fire away.
“yes, I am better looking than him!”
2nd try
Beckham – “Wow that actually makes Alexi’s old look seem normal.”
“He’s not just the President of the Hair Club for Men, he’s also a Member!”
“This, no it’s not my hair. It’s my new line of designer headgear. I’m hoping to market it to guys like Alecko Eskandarian.”
Your roots are showing, Able. How tacky.
I had that ‘do in ’99
This guy is teaching my kid to braekdance?
Beckham to Lalas off Camera
Hey Alexi what are you laughing out, at least that isn’t his natural hair style.
Abel: Hey Becks, guess what?
Beckham: You look like a ponce? (Looks at camera, smirking.)
Abel: What? No. I just insured my hair and saved 15 percent after switching to Geico.
Thundercats HO!!!
Snarf, Snarf…
Every teenage girl on the planet: Wait, what? What guy in the background?
David Beckham thinking to himself….”I’d rather be chilling with Ives in Salzburg right now”
“Damn…Procede works! It really works!!!”
To show is dislike of MLS playing surfaces Xavier has pledged to wear artificial turf hair plugs the rest of the season. When asked if his shaved head was a vote of confidence for MLS surfaces Beckham responded “No, Lice”
This is David Beckham. This is David Beckham on drugs! Any questions?
“shoot me now….”
We’re here in Korea to promote Herbalife’s new Kimchi hair product.
“Here is David Beckham and LA teammate Abel Xavier, whose head looks like its being humped by a baby polar bear.”
Beckham thinks to himself: Billy Idol really let himself go.
Becks: “Xavier, I’m the one who we bought to pose for pictures”
i actually love becks tho
After saying something slightly clever, Becks does the “Zach Morris” for a camera to his left.
…felt I should contribute one that wasn’t about Xavier’s hair.
2nd try:
Becks smirks as Xavier stumbles upon the shock mic he bought at Spencer’s Gifts.
Beckham – “OMG Victoria, do you know what time it is??? EXTREME MAKEOVER!”
Becks overjoyed at finally finding an q-tip for his big head.
(seriously though, I love becks.)
Is this the new spice girl Posh was talking about at dinner last night?
Redline, I like yours, too…
gride, Scott a, and Joamiq: Yes!
“…..I used to be ‘That Guy’…..”
Beckham wryly smiles as he holds a hair shaver in his right hand just behind Xavier’s head. The new official Xavier haircut for 2008 is the Reverse Mohawk.
“And I get stick for some of my hair-do’s?”
robert – hilarious and something that would have actually made the Galaxy into a real team – provided they had some destroyer at defensive mid for cover
Damn…!!
Even POSH thought that was a bad idea…
Beckham is pleased to have Valderrama back in MLS.
Don’t look directly at at the Abel, it’ll burn your eyes!
“In LA, he is not at all unsual looking.”
A bit of posturing is going down this week as Galaxy players try to even out the financial playing field with Mr. David Beckham. One of the products other players have endorsed include the ever popular Chia-Head (Abel Xavier).
Becks, who attended the press conference to show solidarity with his wife’s bandmate, casts a sympathetic glance towards a stunned Eddie Murphy as Scary Spice reveals her gender secret.
hee hee… I’m wearing his socks from the last game…
“Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!”
Beckham: “hope it is not a slow news day…if it is, this picture will probably end up on some blog”
Beckham sporting a coy smirk (sharing a joke with soeone?) after having laced Grace Jones’ Coke Zero with 17 ground up testosterone tablets.
or
“Tetonka”
Dang it Stan…beat me to the punch. I was going to say:
Nearly 6 years since his last cap, Xavier launches campaign to gain Japanese citizenship–Becks lends “full support”.
Beckham to Lalas (out of earshot): “Yeah man, I told him it was the style in Japan.”
1: “I thought this was LaLa-Land… not Never Neverland.”
2: At least now Becks will be able to tell apart one player as he watches the game injured on the bench this coming season.
Alexi Lalas and David Beckham field questions from the media.
Having had it with Lalas and the Galaxy, Beckham proudly shows off his first client in his groundbreaking new vocation as a hairstylist/taxidermist – the world’s first hairidermist.
And at the third microphone, a lion tamer.
Becks is thinking to himself:
“I’ll bet I’m the only person in this room who knows the X-man isn’t just blonde on top…”
Apparently David Beckham’s flight was diverted from LA to the Thunderdome
Prank goes awry! Accusations of “unprofessionalism” fly after Galaxy star drags feet on carpet for three hours, then touches Xavier–Becks laughs off charges of “malicious tomfoolery”.