Welcome to the latest installment of You Write the Caption, where we provide readers with a comedy-inducing photo and see what sort of genius SBI readers can come up with.
Congratulations go out to Kevin Anderson, a University of Michigan student, for submitting the winning entry to the Sven-Nery edition of YWTC. Kevin's prize for winning the contest is one of our SBI Mafia t-shirts. If you are an SBI regular then you should pick up your own SBI Mafia t-shirt at Objectivo.com.
Now, onto the newest contest, which features Liverpool co-owners and fellow American billionaires Tom Hicks and George Gillett, who have apparently kissed and made up after months of feuding (or have simply decided they have no choice but to work together).
Enjoy the photo:
"Kiss me and you can have my half of the team."
Now it's your turn. Submit your best caption suggestion (keep them clean and keep them short) and I will pick the ten best submissions and have SBI readers vote to determine the best caption. The winning caption will receive a free t-shirt from SBI partner Objectivo Apparel.
Fire away.
“Talk about a close shave, look at this BIC face Gillette”
Come on George, Gerrard and Alonso did it. Why cant we?
I guess we can “Kiss” the title away now.
Wow. Did we really bet that we would make out if eight goals were scored?
Kiss me and show off the tie. We need to sell to new markets!
At least we’ll always have each other.
“See that camera over there? Lets smile and pretend to be happy for it!”
Y’know, Tom. I hear the Beatles are from around here. Their sings always make me feel tingly. Y’know who ELSE makes me tingly? You do, Tom. YOU do.
“Whooaa! Oh, Mersey, Mersey me….”
Marvin Gaye, anyone?
Pucker-up Buttercup.
Sorry, Blake wins.
Your little dewlap makes you look 10 years younger. C’mon, lemme kiss it. I’m a good kisser.
Please?
Can you keep a secret? I’m actually the Craigslist Killer…
“It is now only a matter of time before Texas and Wisconsin follow Iowa’s lead and our other partnership will be recognized legally”
Tommy, I told you before no dirty talk in front of the Kop!
George, I didn’t know you meant a Glagow kiss…
“I don’t think this is what they meant when we were told Europeans kiss each other for a greeting”
“Do I have something in my teeth?”
“Georgie Porgie, I prefer to be called the Humpier Old Men.”
Damn George, that is a kissably close shave
I’ll be Gerard and you be Torres this time; when you get right in front of me I’ll provide you excellent service…
“Now that we’re on good terms, can we discuss Lucas Leiva’s new lesbian haircut?”
Hey can I borrow $40MM? I got a nice deal cooking wiht MLS. You want half? Oh right maybe not so such a good idea.
“pssst, Tom, Nando says that for an extra million we can shower with him after the game.”
I sure hope that’s a gun in your pocket…but if not, gimme some shu-gah you big lug.
“Hey George, let’s move to the team to Cleveland. They’re going to give us a stadium deal.”
Sorry, Ives, if that last one breaks the “clean” rule. What’d you expect with a photo like that?
This is nothing. Wait until you see what I can do with my hands.
You had me at GOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
George: I know I heard something about a rule against handling balls in this sport…
Tom: You’ll just have to penalize me.
“There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting”
“You had me at hello…….You had me at hello.”
George: You know how to whistle, don’t you, Tom? You just put your lips together and… blow.
Tom: Wow. You make a great Bacall.
“I wanna know what Love is… I want you to show me”
And the hilarious thing is, Saputo TOTALLY thinks I want to buy into another soccer team!
“shhhh…can you hear it? that was our title hopes flying out the window.”
“So Benitez was this close to me and he says…”
Your face is so smooth, that I just want to kiss it! What razor do you use?
i’ve been saving a spot for you in my treasure bath
No your breathe doesn’t smell like the 23 lagers you just downed!!!!!!!!
You know what they say Tom , Gillets The Best a Man can GET ;D
Let’s talk about the first thing that pops up…
“I wish I knew how to quit you!”
…reunited, and it feels so good…
Those aren’t pillows Tom.
Tom and George were happy at last, knowing their marriage would be officially recognized in England.
Puckering like Rafa’s backside as another PL title slips away.
I can’t believe we wore the same tie. We’re twinsy!
If we kiss enough ass, we might actually get a bailout
I’ll make sure that YOU never walk alone, Tom.