Welcome to the latest edition of You Write the Caption. It has been a while since we had a caption contest, but today felt like a good day to have one.
Today's subject is David Beckham (surprise), who has won back some of the MLS fans he lost with his whole AC Milan experiment (pun intended). Beckham got into a bit of a discussion with referee Baldomero Toledo that seemed perfectly-suited for some comedy.
Here's the pic, now you bring the captions:
Photo by ISIphotos.com
("Bend it like Baldomero makes no sense!!!!" "Yes it does David, it's gold.")
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Now, send your captions our way.
A staring contest (or blinking contest) is a game in which two people stare into each other’s eyes and attempt to maintain eye contact for a longer period of time than their opponent. The game ends when one participant intentionally or unintentionally looks away. A popular variation of the game exists in which the participants not only attempts to maintain eye contact, but also must resist the urge to blink; creating a physical challenge as well as a psychological one. Most other variations revolve chiefly around either of these two core objectives, with some prohibiting virtually any action but staring (laughing, making a face, winking, nodding, talking, touching, bobbing, etc) and others allowing the aggressive use of these same actions to force an opponent into defeat.
Check out me Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards impression.
David and Baldo pick the worst time ever to duet the closing notes of “Endless Love” by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross.
Becks: You MLS refs suck almost as bad as the ones team USA has to deal with!
Becks — Sounders are gonna take the cup!!!!
Baldo — I’ll put in a call to make sure you are wrong
I once caught a fish thiiiisss…..far from shore.
Becks singing- “Please, just for one night, let me be myself”…
“You’re gonna need better form than that if you expect to win this year’s ski jumping championships!”
“you almost got it, just put your head forward and your arms out a little more. There, that way when you stand like this, the jerseys will just bounce right off.”
Hey, hey David, how does it feel to be hated more than me!???!
BT: Why do they call you Kournikova?
DB: Baldomero, you say? I don’t know how to speak Mexican.
Beckham: “No, you may not be in my entourage”
David and the ref sing together- “There’s a place for us-A time and place for us-Hold my hand-And we’re halfway there-Hold my hand-And I’ll take you there-Somehow-Someday-Somewhere” (from West Side Story)
Becks – I am going to hug you
Baldo – Well than do it damn it.
You want my jersey AND blanco’s?
“What? I cut the sleeves off because it looks awesome. Now get your head in the game.”
Dude, I caught a wave on the long board and got on the end and did this.
No Way
Way
Swwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
One more Red Card and im gonna fly back to England….just like this!!!
Beckham: How can you call that!?! You MLS referees are horrible!
Toledo: Oh! You haven’t seen horrible yet!
Beckahm: Why are your calls so one-sided?
Toledo: They wouldnt be if you had agreed earlier to give me that great jersey of yours after the game…
Toledo: Hey! Hey! You! The next time I hear about you bad-mouthing me and my reffie friends to the press, I’ll tell the Commisioner to fine you!
Beckham: You think i care? My future grandson already makes more money than you ever will!
Becks: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Ref:…I friggin’ worship you, man.
Toledo: Wahl’s book is right. You are a bad teammate.
Beckham: I KNOW ALRIGHT! WHY ARE YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, TELLING ME THIS!?!?
Becks: …And God decended from the heavens, and said unto thee, it is done.
Toledo: Too bad he didn’t bless thee left foot as well.
David: I can do that Peter Crouch Robocop dance. Let me show it to you.
Baldo: Do what you want just don’t take off your jersey.
“I swear she said she was 18”
FOR THE LAST TIME, RODEO DRIVE IS LIKE SO MUCH BETTER!!
I’m telling you for the last time, metrosexuals get manicures and DO NOT HAVE TATOOS! (Ok, so I have a pierced ear).
Look, I don’t care if Blanco gave you an autogrpahed jersey. You ain’t getting one from me!!
Beckham – Hey you need go back across the border with that
Boldo- Well I’m not the one getting booes around here.
Beckham: My wife’s a what!?!?!?
“Chivas have been terrible lately, but don’t them touch me like that.”
David: Ref get off your knees you’re blowing the game!
Thats it Toledo….I give up! uh…for the Second…uh…third Time!
You like you’d know my friend Sven.
Beckham: “I need the free kick to be closer than that!”
Ref: “I’m working on it, I just need to wait for the right moment..”
Beckham: Michael Scott called, he wants his look back!
Toledo: Yeah? Well, your wife called, she wants her thong back!
If you want to see if my golden balls are real you have to cup check me like this!
Becks: 6 months in Milan and now I get to drive my Mercedes through LA to my matches. Not bad, huh.
Toledo: You’re telling me. I have to hop a ride on the short yellow bus to matches.
Think Zoolander “Walk off”
I know it was you Fredo
DB- I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want
BT- So tell me what you want, what you really really want
DB- I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha
“There goes your signed jersey Tonto”.
Beckham: “I’m only yelling so it looks like I’m doing my job!”
Baldomero: “Really!? That’s what I was doing!”
Becks: “Bloody ‘ell, give me a break! I’m outta here in a month or two anyhow!”
Beckham: I too can fly! I’m David Beckham!
Baldomero: You loco en la cabeza man
If you don’t SHUT UP SVEN, I’m going to bitch slap you!
What do you mean you don’t think I should show up at RFK on Wednesday to boost attendance numbers?
“Don’t you know who I am?”
Toledo: No soup for you, banned for two weeks!
Beckham: NO SOUP? We don’t need no stinkin’ soup…