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You Write the Caption: The Streaker Edition

Admit it, you saw the female streaker who ran around Raymond James Stadium and brought excitement to an otherwise boring match. You must have seen the repeated replays as Christian Miles nearly had to excuse himself from the FSC broadcast booth.

Well, now’s your chance to re-live it one more time.

No, I won’t be showing you a YouTube clip (let’s face it, you have already watched it a few dozen times). I’ll be bringing you a special edition of You Write the Caption (and no, I haven’t forgotten the Beckham/Xavier or Taylor Twellman installments. They’re coming). The great folks at ISI Photos were able to capture a quality photo of the streaker’s moment of glory and I want you, the SBI Mafia, to lend your creative magic to it.

I won’t be offering up one suggestion of my own, but rather an SBI Top Five of caption suggestions. The bar is being set high folks. Bring the comedy and PLEASE try to keep it clean.

Enjoy.

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                                                                         Photo by ISI Photos

5. A U.S. fan brings new meaning to the FULL-BACK position.

4. After watching Robbie Findley and Charlie Davies do such a terrible job against Cuba, Tiffany May shows everybody how you play the wing.

3. Nobody had the heart to tell the young lady that the Mons Venus tryouts were further down the street.

2. A clear offside is complete ignored by the linesman, who was too busy holding the wrong flag.

And the No. 1 caption suggestion for our streaker’s run to glory:

1. Sepp Blatter’s dream of the perfect women’s soccer uniform is realized.

Now it’s your turn. Bring the heat.

Comments

  1. The Raymond James Stadium Security finally found a reason to put down the donut and to get in shape.

    The Raymond James Stadium event planners finally found a way to get grown men to run around after tying a $50 bill to a woman, after taking the idea from a local rodeo when kids chased the pig.

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  2. Bretos would have been fumbling like an even bigger idiot than he is if he’d been calling this game!

    1.) Max Bretos: “If I’d worn an outfit like that in high school I would have been popular.”

    or

    2.) Camerman: “WHERE’S THE ZOOM BUTTON!! WHERE’S THE ZOOM BUTTON!!”

    or

    3.) U.S. Soccer tries introducing a new “mascot” in hopes of getting the MTV audience.

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  3. The Bourbon Street Mardi Bra’s take the field in US Open Cup action.

    or

    The US National Team scores at the Samba Soccer Classic

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  4. From Streaker Quarterly:

    “Tampa Bay is considered a nice alternative for first-time streakers: nice weather, genial crowds, and a glaring absence of cricket players to lambaste you as you prance around”.

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  5. Another victim making a run for it. I told them to not get involved with Taylor Twellman. He makes you wear a flag on your head.

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  6. Haiti’s coach throws his clipboard in disgust after his defenders refuse to even cover the “talent” he brought to practice today (pictured above).

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  7. The Mia Hamm inspired logo for the new women’s soccer league soccer is quickly replaced after field research by the accounting firm of Raymond James shows other options are more likely to excite fans.

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  8. Only in a nation that was founded by people england kicked out for being too square do we find square streakers.

    “i wanna streak, but i would never be naked in front of that many people.”

    england is disappointed, the 60’s are disappointed, her family is disappointed. half-assed effort all around.

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  9. Nike, in an attempt to mirror the new environmental consciousness, unveils it’s “Global Warming” version of the US Soccer Uniform.

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