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You Write the Caption: The Streaker Edition

Admit it, you saw the female streaker who ran around Raymond James Stadium and brought excitement to an otherwise boring match. You must have seen the repeated replays as Christian Miles nearly had to excuse himself from the FSC broadcast booth.

Well, now’s your chance to re-live it one more time.

No, I won’t be showing you a YouTube clip (let’s face it, you have already watched it a few dozen times). I’ll be bringing you a special edition of You Write the Caption (and no, I haven’t forgotten the Beckham/Xavier or Taylor Twellman installments. They’re coming). The great folks at ISI Photos were able to capture a quality photo of the streaker’s moment of glory and I want you, the SBI Mafia, to lend your creative magic to it.

I won’t be offering up one suggestion of my own, but rather an SBI Top Five of caption suggestions. The bar is being set high folks. Bring the comedy and PLEASE try to keep it clean.

Enjoy.

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                                                                         Photo by ISI Photos

5. A U.S. fan brings new meaning to the FULL-BACK position.

4. After watching Robbie Findley and Charlie Davies do such a terrible job against Cuba, Tiffany May shows everybody how you play the wing.

3. Nobody had the heart to tell the young lady that the Mons Venus tryouts were further down the street.

2. A clear offside is complete ignored by the linesman, who was too busy holding the wrong flag.

And the No. 1 caption suggestion for our streaker’s run to glory:

1. Sepp Blatter’s dream of the perfect women’s soccer uniform is realized.

Now it’s your turn. Bring the heat.

Comments

  1. Suspiciously after the ‘streaker’ incident Governor Spitzer announces that after a long career in politics, he intends to follow a career in soccer.

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  2. U-23 Men’s National Team and Nike announce that nylon shorts are no longer suitable for gameplay…due to a hardening situation, more durable attire is needed.

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  3. -Cheap Tickets to the game $15.00

    -Front row tickets on the night a streaker shows up $50.00

    -Being the cameraman 10 feet from the streaker with a $20,000 camera that has 100 times HD optical zoom…..Priceless

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  4. >>Justice, I love your third option! “Shortly after this excited supporter took the field, calls of “Man On! filled the Stadium”.

    Hilarious!!

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  5. This member of Sam’s Army doesn’t quite grasp the concept of “going commando”.

    or

    This takes the term “hardcore” support to a whole new level.

    or!!!!

    Shortly after this excited supporter took the field, calls of “Man On! filled the Stadium”.

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  6. Ives,

    Not sure if you know but, the Big Lead linked to this thread, for the pic of the streaker. THat should boost the hits, Thebiglead is a great sportsblog with a big following

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  7. After years of research, US Soccer finally deploys their secret “weapon” against the young Hondurans: a drunken white chick wearing a smile, a flag and little else…

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