Admit it, you saw the female streaker who ran around Raymond James Stadium and brought excitement to an otherwise boring match. You must have seen the repeated replays as Christian Miles nearly had to excuse himself from the FSC broadcast booth.
Well, now’s your chance to re-live it one more time.
No, I won’t be showing you a YouTube clip (let’s face it, you have already watched it a few dozen times). I’ll be bringing you a special edition of You Write the Caption (and no, I haven’t forgotten the Beckham/Xavier or Taylor Twellman installments. They’re coming). The great folks at ISI Photos were able to capture a quality photo of the streaker’s moment of glory and I want you, the SBI Mafia, to lend your creative magic to it.
I won’t be offering up one suggestion of my own, but rather an SBI Top Five of caption suggestions. The bar is being set high folks. Bring the comedy and PLEASE try to keep it clean.
Enjoy.
Photo by ISI Photos
5. A U.S. fan brings new meaning to the FULL-BACK position.
4. After watching Robbie Findley and Charlie Davies do such a terrible job against Cuba, Tiffany May shows everybody how you play the wing.
3. Nobody had the heart to tell the young lady that the Mons Venus tryouts were further down the street.
2. A clear offside is complete ignored by the linesman, who was too busy holding the wrong flag.
And the No. 1 caption suggestion for our streaker’s run to glory:
1. Sepp Blatter’s dream of the perfect women’s soccer uniform is realized.
Now it’s your turn. Bring the heat.
Suspiciously after the ‘streaker’ incident Governor Spitzer announces that after a long career in politics, he intends to follow a career in soccer.
I don’t really have a comment but the looks on all the boys faces in the crowd says it all.
In a crazy turn of events, Hope Solo runs on to the field yelling,” I wanna play keeper, I wanna play keeper.”
Sepp Blatter’s original idea of female football players wearing hot pants just got reduced.
She saw one picture of former governor Spitzer and was caught running the opposite direction…
God bless America.
McCarty’s mom embarrasses poor Dax yet again…
I understand Chad Barrett tried to grab her to give her a kiss, but she bounced off 10 yards…..
Newest member of the “Greatest Team You Have Never Heard Of” endures a little rookie hazing.
Miami’s bid for an MLS team was strengthened today when a female activist demonstrated the southeast’s need for a club with a streaker specific stadium.
U-23 Men’s National Team and Nike announce that nylon shorts are no longer suitable for gameplay…due to a hardening situation, more durable attire is needed.
No caption, but just wanted to say I think this picture of the incident is even funnier: http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/15/px00212_91.jpg
Posted by: Joamiq | March 18, 2008 at 04:42 PM
That picture just proves what I’ve always suspected. Hunter Freeman bats for the other team.
To honor your country ladies and gentlemen please rise and direct your attention to the flag barer on the field.
sam’s army just got a whole lot bigger…
Christopher Sullivan compliments streaker’s “tanga”
The U-23 Boys’ National Team quickly becomes the U-23 Men’s National Team
Joga Bonito
Jim Rome: “When did I say soccer sucked?”
If she were the opposing goalkeeper, I’d crash her box? 😡 sorry ives, couldn’t resist…
The REAL “American Idol”.
-Cheap Tickets to the game $15.00
-Front row tickets on the night a streaker shows up $50.00
-Being the cameraman 10 feet from the streaker with a $20,000 camera that has 100 times HD optical zoom…..Priceless
“Tampa woman shows off her cankles”
Amada Guevarra’s wife is happy to be in America again.
“Some half naked female HIPI’ just run cross the field fi gi the game some life.She look hot to say the least… ”
From: http://www.thereggaeboyz.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/89288/page/1/fpart/2
As you can see by the fans reactions, Americans are disgusted and appalled at the soccer tradition of streaking.
So many Cubans defected they asked drunk women in the crowd to play for them.
Hey Wonder Woman, only your car is invisible!
Tiffany does 23.
Don Garber: Damn! I gotta bring back the Mutiny!
You wanted the US to score more in the tournament… I’m only here to help.
>>Justice, I love your third option! “Shortly after this excited supporter took the field, calls of “Man On! filled the Stadium”.
Hilarious!!
What’s the difference between soccer in the USA & the rest of the world?
In the USA we streak with our panties on
Soccer
From Victorias Secret’s
Who’d she exchange jerseys with after the game?
This member of Sam’s Army doesn’t quite grasp the concept of “going commando”.
or
This takes the term “hardcore” support to a whole new level.
or!!!!
Shortly after this excited supporter took the field, calls of “Man On! filled the Stadium”.
The USA misses yet another prime scoring chance
Brandi Chastain’s attempt to revive her career kicks into high gear.
Ives,
Not sure if you know but, the Big Lead linked to this thread, for the pic of the streaker. THat should boost the hits, Thebiglead is a great sportsblog with a big following
Golazo!
After years of research, US Soccer finally deploys their secret “weapon” against the young Hondurans: a drunken white chick wearing a smile, a flag and little else…
Fidel tuning in after the defections:
“Even with the American flag on, I’d hit that.”
Guinness book entry #125,336:
Most flagpoles erected at once: 10,213
I got nothing funny to add.
all i can say is Dayumn. That streaker is hot. She has a nice bod.
An answer to the question: ‘Who on a football pitch would have a more coveted top than Leo Messi?’
Not only did the Cuban players decide to defect, many were observed “saluting” the flag.
Today, US soccer fans mourned the loss of the defected Cuban players.
“The USA’s Gold medal Olympic winning Streak began with this moment,in a qualifier in Tampa,Florida”
No caption, but just wanted to say I think this picture of the incident is even funnier: http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/15/px00212_91.jpg
Does this flag make me look fat?
I knew the Haitian was bush league…