It is that time again. I wasn’t planning on doing another You Write the Caption contest just yet, but that was before my boy SF at The Offside Rules uncovered an absolute gem of a photo.
The picture comes from the Boston Globe, which is chronicled the New England Revolution’s pre-season trip to Cancun, Mexico. It is a picture of Taylor Twellman spending some downtime in a whirlpool with some teammates and some unidentified females. Here is the picture, along with my caption suggestions. Enjoy:
Caption 1: "Damn, developmental players will hook up with anything."
Caption 2: "I miss Pat Noonan. Sigh."
Caption 3: "You know, if I were a damn Designated Player I could have a hot tub of my own."
Those are my three suggestions. Now it is your turn. Offer up your own caption ideas. Try to keep them short and definitely keep them clean.
Fire away.
Ives’ Caption 2 and ManicMessiah have posted some real gems.
oops i mean the second comment
Manic and Dannyc58’s are great although I really like the caption that The Offside Rules had as well “Lone Striker” simple yet hilarious!
“Come back! I thought all women knew about shrinkage!”
Hmmmm……Should I go get my tightest shirt in case there is a wet t-shirt contest?
the first comment wins hands down
“Victoria’s gone, you can come up for air Beckham, and no kissing this time”
“Chicken…Airplane…Soldier…just keep kicking until the instructor comes back”
I won’t even bother after ManicMessiah’s entry. It really says it all…
“Hmm…I wonder if I will ever start finishing for the US……nah, didn’t think so.”
Manic wins, hands down. The rest of us are fighting for second place.
Twellman: “I have abs too you know.”
¿Cómo se dice “shrinkage”?
Now I understand why the trainer said not to drink the water while we’re down here!
I’d rather be in Preston.
I feel so naked… I need to find the nearest GAP Kids.
(I like Ives’ #2 and ManicMessiah’s, even if he misspelled despondent)
Manic wins, but still…
Taylor Twellman watching Preston’s North End as she walks away…
Taylor Twellman turns to thank Eliot Spitzer for the phone number of these girls
“Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”
Wow. Perfection.
Ives – how could you pass on the Albright photo????? That one was 100 times better than this one!!!!
Do you think they’ve noticed i peed?
Screw the “Kick Medic!” This is the only “practice” product I need.
ManicMessiah has won. Its over. Just classic.
You couldn’t score in a hottub!!
Score in a hottub…
You couldn’t score in a hottub!!
Well…..everyone is paired up with the exception of the one guy at the back of the pool…..oh, what the hell……..
Taylor Twellman: 24th man in life.
Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.
Posted by: ManicMessiah
Classic
“I haven’t seen a woman with a body like THAT since… since… Steve Ralston.”
Twellman once again fails to develop any chemistry with his striking partner…
Taylor Twellman stars in the late night Cinemax feature, Insatiable Lust.
Damn, where’s my sister?
Twellman fights back tears as he thinks of what could have been with PNE if he hadn’t signed the contract with NE last year…
Chris Albright’s photo in the same gallery is way funnier to me.
“Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”
CLASIC!!!!!!!!!! LOL.
Taylor Twellman shown here enjoying some revolution down time, is not sure he likes how things are pairing up…..
That yellow glow let’s me pee without anyone noticing.
“Where the white women at?”
And I’m gonna sit here all by myself and not come out until you let me go to England.
“Taylor Twellman waits for Luigi De Canio to return from the bar, as the two enjoy appletini’s in Mexico”
I just spent the last minute laughing out loud to ManicMessiah’s post. That’s definitely a top 3-er.
Gosh, I got more action BEFORE I got divorced!
“Taylor Twellman is despondent as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”
This is the winner. Competition over.
I wonder what the hottubs in Preston would have been like.
Where the heck is Sexy Buns Wynalda with my Pina Colada?
Posted by: Matt
And we have a winner 4 posts into the thing. Topic closed.
Disappointed in his failed attempt to cross the pond, Taylor Twellman has spent the last 3 months sitting in one.
I can do the math and this could be far worse than losing another cup final.
Where the heck is Sexy Buns Wynalda with my Pina Colada?
Why am I by myself?
Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.
At least Red Bull gives you water wings.