It is that time again. I wasn’t planning on doing another You Write the Caption contest just yet, but that was before my boy SF at The Offside Rules uncovered an absolute gem of a photo.
The picture comes from the Boston Globe, which is chronicled the New England Revolution’s pre-season trip to Cancun, Mexico. It is a picture of Taylor Twellman spending some downtime in a whirlpool with some teammates and some unidentified females. Here is the picture, along with my caption suggestions. Enjoy:
Caption 1: "Damn, developmental players will hook up with anything."
Caption 2: "I miss Pat Noonan. Sigh."
Caption 3: "You know, if I were a damn Designated Player I could have a hot tub of my own."
Those are my three suggestions. Now it is your turn. Offer up your own caption ideas. Try to keep them short and definitely keep them clean.
Fire away.
If I knew all these people were showing up I would have worn a suit.
manicmessiah and chrisla and chris get my vote
“if i can just angle this jet right…”
Now where did I put my youth sized kit?
ManicMessiah = WINNER!!!
My feeble attempt at humor next to the master follows. Hot tubs always remind me of South Park and this quote:
“All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub!”
http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=TV_Shows&movie=South_Park/Episode_308_Two_Naked_Guys_In_A_Hot_Tub"e=308_allwedid.txt&file=308_allwedid.mp3
Taylor Twellman watching Preston’s North End as she walks away…
Posted by: Dannyc58
I love it.
mine,
“I wonder whats going on at Preston Northend. Ah! I know, I’d be getting my share of women. ‘Cause we all know the british women love a sexy american.” Yea, right
Posted by: Patrick
minor change
Why is this water yellow?
“Those bubbles are from the jacuzzi, I swear!”
TT wonders how long he can keep the tub bubblin’ before everyone else realizes the jets aren’t on.
“No way, is that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson”
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/jessica-simpson-and-tony-romo-heat-things-up-202641/
“No way, is that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson”
Suazo on for Ibrahimovic
Silver Spoons reunion not going so well for Ricky.
manicmessiah gets my vote. hands down.
Speedball took my idea! 🙂
And I think John’s “Where the white women at?” is the winner!
Shrinkage….it’s not just for my shirts.
Where is Eliot Spitzer when I need him?
So what if Shalrie has a honey on his arm, I scored against Norway…WAITER!
“I wonder how long she can stay underwater…”
What’s a newly single guy supposed to do in Cancun, anyway?
If I hurry back to my room, I can still get in a couple hours of Nick at Nite.
I just want to reiterate what everyone else agreed upon already.
No point in trying.
Manic has won. Hands down.
In honor of Chick Hearn:
This game’s in the refrigerator: the door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter’s getting hard, and the Jello’s jigglin’!
Nailed dead on the first comment!
Wow these girls have high standards. If I could only get my mack on in Preston, England…
Should have worn a condom…..
Where you going baby I am a pro soccer player!
“Well no, the divorce isn’t technically final, but…Hey! Baby! Come back! It’s not like that!”
“Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”
Everyone else is just spinning their wheels.
Um, not that I am some kind of genius…but guys, the caption doesn’t have to be a fake quote, it can just be a caption.
Taylor Twellman decompresses after a long grueling day of diving lessons.
Taylor Twellman is a nervous mess as he hopes and prays no one notices the yellow tinge in the water . . . .
“This party is lame. Does anyone know how to get to Señor Frog’s?”
“This party is lame. Does anyone know how to get to Señor Frog’s?”
Mexican fans releived–despite their team’s ongoing struggles in the States, Twellman shows American internationals still can’t score in Mexico.
“Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”
Give this man his money
Damn, I am up to my ears in hot water without Noonan around.
Damn, I am up to my ears in hot water without Noonan around.
Twellman pens new contract–includes a 2-season supply of XXS shirts and a “three-foot bubble” clause.
“If this is a swinger’s club . . . where’s all the hot guys?”
DAMN! I really wish my mom didn’t come to Cancun too!!! If only she’d just signed Mr. Nicol’s permission slip!!!
Manic’s is absolutely brilliant. What’s even more brilliant is that this photo made it into the public forum…I love it!
Here’s my crack:
“I have an easier time scoring goals against the Red Bulls than I do hooking up with chicks in Cancun…what has my life come to?”
While Kick Medic has helped thousands of players score more on the field, it obviously hasn’t had the same effect for Taylor Twellman in his off-the-field life.
That chick better come back or i just blew 200 pesos!
“Man, you miss few opportunities on the National Team, and no one talks to ya.”
It’s much easier to take a leak in the hot tub when I’m not making eye contact with anyone.
Manic wins hands down. I cant even concentrate after his post.
“Taylor Twellman is despondent as he once again fails to score while on international duty.”
There isn’t a point in trying after that one.
“Why do all these girls think I’m underage?” (see “Happy 7th Birthday” video on revolutionsoccer.net)
Come on…really? Manic’s is good…but I like Jason’s because it is so true…
Twellman can’t even score in a hot tub……
HA…classic
“Taylor Twellman is despondant as he once again fails to score while on international duty.” ManicMessiah
WINNER!!!! Break out another YWTC Ives