While nobody ever accused Landon Donovan and David Beckham of being best friends, their already awkward relationship isn't likely to ever blossom into BFF status after Donovan's revelations in Grant Wahl's soon-to-be-released book, the Beckham Experiment.
We will have to wait a few weeks before Beckham returns to the Galaxy and the awkwardness reaches record heights at Home Depot Center, there is no reason we can't begin to have some fun with it now.
With that in mind, here is the newest You Write the Caption: The Donovan-Beckham Edition:
Photo by ISIphotos.com
"You had to tell them the Morton's story, didn't you?"
Now it's your turn. Submit your best caption for this photo and the top ten entries will be put up for a vote, with the writer of the winning caption receiving an SBI Mafia t-shirt, courtesy of Objectivo Apparel. If you haven't yet, be sure to order your own SBI Mafia shirt today.
Let's hear some captions.
Your right Landon, if I gave a crap and trained I wouldn’t be all sweaty and thirsty. You look nice in your try jersey.
Deal with it. I get the Gatorade because I am rich Biotch!
hey Landy, check this out… Jada Pinkett… is a guy
I trusted you!
“Boy you cast a huge shadow on this field.”
“Shut Up Landycakes”
“If we play our cards right, we can both get out of here.”
“I’m in love with someone else…didn’t think youd take it so hard.”
Landon: “i held my tongue when you took the armband. i held my tongue when you forced Gullitt in as coach. i even held my tongue when you didn’t show up for the Dynamo game. but enough is enough, David! i’m gonna walk off the field if you keep insisting that Tom Cruise gets to play goalie.”
LD: It’s not your fault.
DB: I know.
LD: It’s not your fault.
DB: I know
LD: It’s not your fault.
DB: (Voice Raises) I know
LD: It’s not your fault.
DB: (Angry Yell) I know
LD: David, it’s not your fault.
DB: (Bawling as LD embraces him) I knnnnnoooowwww.
LD: It’s not your fault.
DB: I know.
LD: It’s not your fault.
DB: I know.
LD: It’s not your fault.
DB: (Voice Raises) I know.
LD: It’s not your fault.
DB: (Bawling as LD embraces him) I knnnnowww…
Beckham: “listen, little man, there’s about as much chance of ME giving up this armband as there is of YOU scoring against Brazil.”
Donovan is just frustrated that MLS/ Galaxy/ and Becks have put Galaxy football last for the past two years. Landon rightfully shouldn’t stay another year with this type of management, that has put a circus on the pitch.
“If I had known you’d go and do that, I would have paid for your lamb pizza.”
BECKHAM: “You complete me”
Becks to LD: “The other guys on the team make how much? That’s per year… in American dollars… are you sure???
Beckham: Water boy, can you get me… oh, sorry Landon.
Jealous Jealous Jealous Landon.
Try to make it in the big stage and not ripping off your teammate.
(awkward) Mr.Beckham-” Soooo hows your mum…”
mr. donovan- “good good”
“Bayern didn’t work out? Sorry mate. I’ll tell you how the weather is in Milan.”
Becks: Come on Landon, the US saved England’s ass in two wars. Without soccer and Benny Hill, we’ve got nothing
“I’m sorry Landon, I think Landycakes is a cute nickname though”
“When you said all that rubbish about me, I bet you didn’t think I’d be coming back from Milan.” “Actually, I didn’t think I’d be coming back from Munich.”
Landon, I think I have some of that Morton’s steak stuck in my teeth, can you check?
Beckham: “So you’re telling me not even Bayern would sign you, geesh thats rough”
Whoever gave you that haircut will pay, I swear.
“hey landon, you see me new underwear modeling pics?” “yea, im totally jealous”.
Donovan: So when are you going to make it to an international final?
Becks: Man, you really DO look like Pauly Shore!
Here’s your problem, Landon. You actually give a crap about American soccer.
Landon, when are we going to stop this foolishness and realize that what our hearts want is right here in front of us?
Landon, you know you will never be great without a Sir David Beckham tatoo on your arse!
It’s a shame Michael isn’t available to baby sit my boys anymore.
So who is your book agent?
That’s right–“Golden Balls.”
You know you still owe me from that night at Morton’s, right?
DB: You moron! Do you have ANY idea what you just did?! You embarrassed the Beckman brand name. You just MESSED with Posh’s shopping and face lift fund.
AND NOW SHE’S IS PISSED!!! After she kicks my arse, she’s coming after yours!
LD: Uh, oh…
Becks: “Seriously Landy, some of you only make $12,000???”
Landon: “I know…”
Here are my contributions:
1. That Morton’s dinner was primo! Not only did I get out of paying the check, but while the waiter wasn’t looking I snuck out this green bottle of ketchup in my pants!
2. I’m captain and what I say goes! I veto your suggestion of Chuckie Cheese–we’re going to Morton’s instead!
3. Now that we’ve taken our wedding bands off, we can cruise for hot single chicks with big American breasts! If they’re blonde, they won’t notice the wedding band tan line!
4. ID Badges? I’m David Beckham. I don’t need no stinking badges!
5. If you were going to talk to SI you should have gotten the story right. I threw in and extra .50 for the tip–and you call me a cheapskate?
David: Landon, if I were you, I’d think about renting out your forehead to a sponsor.
Beckham: Yea, i read your text. Too pathetic to say it to my face huh?
Donovan: (looks down) yes…….
DB: ” Ok mate. I took the captaincy away from you. and I can do a lot more to you. You couldn’t keep your mouth shut. Could you, mate? you can’t even look me in the eye. Look at me when i’m talking to you?”
Beckham: Landon, if you ask one more freakin time if you could take the free kicks, i swear ill call you landycakes in public!
This water bottle is more famous then you.
Landon Donvoan realizes that David Beckham did not just give him a sip of Gatordade.
Beckham : “Landon, I can’t see my face in my boots. Polish them again!!”
Becks: I’ve got this nagging ache in my back. Could you remove the knife, Landy?
Landy: (Thinks to self) No more Posh. Sigh. How can I spin this into something that will piss off Mexico?
LD to DB: please don’t squirt me.
David Beckham attempts to converse with his teammate while Landon Donovan weighs transfer options based on their distance away from Milan.
Beckham: daaaang! Your forehead is even bigger in person!
Donovan: i know i know, if only i could score with it…
Beckham: Show me them “landycakes” if you know what I mean.